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Jamaican Carrot Juice

This is the best carrot juice you’ve ever tasted. Just sayin’…

Mix 2-3 tablespoons of sweetened condensed milk with the juice of 8-10 medium carrots. Stir through a pinch of nutmeg. Serve over ice with a slice of lemon. Add a little rum if it’s cold and dark outside, if October and your 22nd birthday is looming and you feel miserable and alone, bored or worthless. If you can’t dance, and you can’t sing, or if you are feeling fat, or ugly.

I didn’t have any rum, so it’s a good thing I’m not feeling any of these things…